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Guys this is SERIOUS, Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant da ...Or else. He will Delete the INTERNET altogether daa MIND ITT!!!.."

1. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth. . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

2· Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play.

3·Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why… He reached USA and having No Visa with him

4· Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

5 ·Hrithik tried to participate in a dance5 competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

6· Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in Jr.college…………….He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!

7·Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

8·One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.

9·One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

10·Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

11·Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

12· Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

13·All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DOSA..

14. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called . . .The MOON

15. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as . . . . SRI LANKA

16. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that. . . bcoz . . . . LIGHT came second

17.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!

18. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

19. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was.. . . . BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY

20. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom... 2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER".

21. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant was approached for the movie "Mission Impossible"
but he refused . . . . as he found the title insulting

22. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?

23. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now
called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"

thats rajini mindit

24. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back....
.......That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs

25. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

26. As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.
. . . . . . . . Guinness Book of World Records

27. Once a boy inserted A CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess wot...
. . . . . His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

28. Intel's new tag line for its processors........... "Rajnikanth Inside"

29. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '. . . . Emran Hashmi'

30. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look . . . . left and right before moving.

31. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, British would have fought to get independence from India!! :

32. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.

Yes RAT paper...: Rajnikant Aptitude Test!!!