Monday, November 30, 2009

Some humor before the markets open!!

1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps thebuilding standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is nowbeing called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. Thepigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in LasVegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the leftside nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.

6.. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.Don't fall for it - Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was hisfavourite candy bar - Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is eventhicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno

9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners inSan Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of mycheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't knowwhether that refers to mine or the bank's

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