Monday, December 21, 2009

God's Pharmacy???

God's Pharmacy???

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food.



Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.



Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.



Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).



Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm cells to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.



Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries



Grapefruits, Oranges , and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.



Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.
NOW.........GO EAT SOMETHING HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is the most famous man?

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds,

I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man
who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",
The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed"..
They all were not successful.

Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and
I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know
Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said
Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna , but Bijness is Bijness !!!!!!

9XM's Bakwaas Bandh kar - deadly PJs

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan got married
After marriage, lots of students
gather at their home ..... why ???


...
..
..





..
..
..
..
..
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt
(vidyapeeth)



rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......


sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????


rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do



BRUCE LEE was a great man


But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...


why?


Because he became


MAMU LEE!



santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i
ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't
drink coffee."



One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..


aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......


kyun???????? ????????? ??


kyun???????? ??????







bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"



who made Ganesh to Anesh...????





ThinK......






Think......















okay.....


" KAILASH KHER "


tere naam se " G " loon....



Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.
To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????




Think....... ......




Give up??





Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."




Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par
bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani
thi.....
Guess who was the lucky
guy??????
.........
........
..........


Keep Guessing.... ..
........
........
........


Chalo yaar....the answer is









"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har
bala.....
woh kisna hai



if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does
it mean????????



?????????


?????????


?????????


?????????



?????????



????????? ?



?




?




?



it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.




AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE


Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"


And


Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"



Socho


















Thoda sur Socho








Socho Socho....









Nahi Aata











Bcoz





Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)


American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for
Gold)

Zoo Zoo Calendar 2010

The 2010 zoo zoo calendar is available at the following link
http://www.ziddu.com/download/7789633/zoozoocalender.pdf.html
The calendar is very good; with each month depecited wiht zoo zoo celebrating the festival of the month. It is quite impressive. Don’t miss it.

Kurradu Funny Review

Varun (Varun Sandesh) is a loafer whose dad (Tanikella Bharani) keeps lamenting over how complete a wastrel he is. But sometimes Varun does behave like a responsible son - he joins him in the lamenting. Once, he even demands a full apology from his father for bringing him up this way(J).In response, his father gives him a fat wad of cash, with which Varun promptly buys the fastest bike in town. Like all teenagers with a cool new bike, he goes squandering away precious hours of his promising life - which, unfortunately, is what the audiences are doing, too.Anyway, thanks to his new steed, Varun gets a job. What's more, the girl he's been ogling at for 2 years, Hema (Neha Sharma), becomes his girlfriend. However, trouble is round the corner. One night Varun is cavorting with Hema, and does not notice that a lot of atrocious things are happening - a man is getting murdered, his bike is getting stolen, and the audiences are beginning to wake up because of all those songs. Behind all these happenings are some sociopaths whose main business is to settle scores between other people by using torture, violence, and horrendous hairstyles.Varun eventually finds out that his bike's thief belongs to the gang of Satya (Ravi Shankar). Satya is a criminal with a difference - unlike the makers of Kurradu, he believes that the general public must not be tortured. Satya's brother consequently revolts against him, and even gets Varun's father beaten up, following which Varun gets back at the villains.Kurradu is essentially a slow and pointless movie. Fortunately, it's hard to aggravate a lethal combination like that. Unfortunately, the director still manages to do it. There are sad jokes, a lame romance and some bland action. And for the most part, it feels like a documentary on one guy's fascination for a bike, and on what could go wrong with yours when you buy one.The sub-plot involving the goons seems to have been added to satiate your appetite for action. However, all it does it splatter ketchup all over the place, and we're not sure that does much for anyone's appetite.The performances are all amateurish, and no one in the cast does anything remarkable enough to rise above the script. Varun Sandesh is enthusiastic, Neha Sharma hardly has a role to play, and the bigger actors - Tanikella, Ali and MS - are wasted.Few things can be worse than getting caught in a theatre screening this movie, and among them is getting caught in themovie. So hopefully you weren't at Necklace Road or the Golconda Fort when they were making this, because that's where a lot of the scenes were shot. The songs sound like they were on auto-compose or something, but Koti has pitched in with a pleasant background score.In all, Kurradu is a flick that competes in substance, style and entertainment with the best advertisement slides ever seen in the history of movie intervals .

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Johny Johny Reloaded


Johny Johny

Yes Papa

Pvt Company

Yes Papa

Any Motivation

No Papa

Many Tension

Yes Papa

Do u sleep well

No Papa

Onsite Opportunity

No Papa

Boss ki Galiyaan

Yes Papa


Increment

Ha ha ha :)))

Saturday, December 5, 2009

99.95% challenge.!!

It is a 99.95% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question
asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in
a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple
got down at some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell
on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board
was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that
bus" Why do u think they said that?


Scroll down for
answer







































------------------
Answer!!!! -------------------

If they had remained on the bus instead of
deciding to get down, the resulting time delay could have been avoided and the
rock would have fallen after the bus had passed..!!! Think positive in life
always and look for opportunities when u can help others......

Many times
in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.

Winners
never quit, quitters never win....




About Girls...

the idea is not to send it for luck but yes it says a
lot
abt
us.....cheers!

------------------------------
When
a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her
mind.


When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking
deeply.


When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
... she is wondering how
long you will be around.

When a
GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at
all
fine.

When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why
you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for
you to be hers
forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you
everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you
' .. she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' .... no one in
this world can miss you more
than that.


Life only comes around once make sure u spend it
with the right person ....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful
instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on
him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy
who ...
kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you
off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand
in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how
much he cares about you and how
lucky he is to have
you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
'

Chanakya's Quotes Worth reading…

********* ******* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***************
"A person should not be too
honest.
Straight trees are cut first and honest people are
victimised first."

Chanakya quotes (Indian
politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

********* ********* *********
"Even if a snake is not
poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."

Chanakya
quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

*************** ********* ********* ********* *********
"The biggest
guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer,
350 BC-275 BC)

********* ********* ********* "There is some self-interest
behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is
a bitter truth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician,
strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
*************** *********

"Before you start
some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, what the
results might be and
Will I be successful? Only when you think deeply and
find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer,
350 BC-275 BC)
"As soon as the fear
approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Chanakya quotes
(Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)
"Once you start working
on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it.


People who work
sincerely are the happiest."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician,
strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

********* ********* *********
"The fragrance of
flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a
person spreads in all direction."

Chanakya quotes (Indian
politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)
********* ********* ********* ********* ***

"A man is great by
deeds, not by birth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician,
strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

********* ********* *********
"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For
the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them
like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."


Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer,
350 BC-275BC)


"Books are as useful to
a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350
BC-275BC)
************ ********* ********* ********* *********
"Education is the best friend. An educated person is
respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the
youth."

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and
writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Some good advices !!


Consumption of alcohol is dangerous, so do not follow the below mentioned sequence in a day or two, take at least 1 week to consume all these

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One)

GEOGRAPHY OF
WOMEN (Funny One)

Between the
ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half
wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like
America.
Fully discovered and scientifically
perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &
Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the
ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war
but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like
Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the
ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes
there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like
England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70,
they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go
there.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Jack and Jill by NDTV

Jack and Jill by NDTV

Here is how the Indian TV news channel
NDTV 24x7 would report the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme. All names (except those
of Jack and Jill), are fictitious.


Prashant - TV Anchor
Two persons have been injured in a freak climbing
accident. Jack and his companion Jill had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of
water when Jack fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Live
from the hill, our reporter, Amrita Shah, takes up the story.
Amrita Shah

Thank you Prashant. Well, as you say, two persons - Jack and Jill - had gone
up a hill to fetch a pail of water. Suddenly, Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after. Prashant.
Prashant
Thank you Amrita. What
do we know about the hill?
Amrita
Not too much. Jack was going up the
hill to fetch a pail of water when he fell down and broke his crown. Jill came
tumbling after
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "hill breaks
crown of pail-boy Jack"]
Prashant
What news of Jack and Jill?
Amrita

Prashant, it seems that Jack had gone up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
We know nothing about the pail, or how heavy it was but it seems that Jack fell
down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. I have here with me, an
eyewitness to the accident, Mr Shahid Trivedi. Mr Shahid, tell us what you saw.

Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
[Headline
appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Boy and girl tumble down hill. Water
spilled"]
Amrita
Jack and Jill. What do we know about them? Are they
brother and sister? Are they married? Just what were they doing on the hill
together?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail
a water.
Amrita
And what happened next?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack fell
down and broke his crown
Amrita
Go on.
Shahid Trivedi
And Jill
came tumbling after.
Amrita
Prashant, there you have it. Two people
innocently going about their business to fetch a pail of water when one of them
falls down, breaks his crown, and the other comes tumbling after. Back to you in
the studio Prashant.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Water
errand ends in tragedy"]
Prashant
I have with me in the studio now,
Professor Chandrashekar Belagare from the Indian Institute of Applied Hill
Sciences. Professor: a hill; Jack; Jill; a pail of water. A tragedy waiting to
happen?
Professor
Well that depends on the hill, the two persons, the
object they were carrying and the conditions underfoot. Let us look at the
evidence so far.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of
water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling
after.
Clearly, one would suspect that if Jack’s fall was severe enough to
break his crown then the surface of the hill must have been slippery or
unstable. But I think we’re overlooking something quite fundamental here. Who
was carrying the pail? Jack fell down and broke his crown and – this is the key
– Jill came tumbling after. If Jack and Jill had been carrying the pail
together, would they not have fallen at the same time? The fact that Jill came
tumbling after suggests that Jack lost his footing first and perhaps knocked
Jill over as he slipped.
Prashant
Professor thank you very much. So
there we have it, two persons – Jack and Jill – went up the hill to fetch a pail
of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. Later
in the programme, Osama bin Laden captured in Afghanistan , President Bush says
rent-boy menage-a-trois was "just a brief lapse of judgement", and Pakistan
launches nuclear warheads against key Indian cities. But next up, join us after
the break for a studio discussion about hills, boys and girls and whether
water-fetching trips should be supervised. We’ll be right
back...

Three Kick Rule - You will love this

Three Kick Rule - You will love this


An nice email to
keep your heart light in the morning !!!


Three Kick
Rule

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He
shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of
a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to
retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am
one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that
duck, I'll sue you and
take everything you own."

The old farmer
smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North
Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick
Rule.'

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick
Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my
land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times
and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer
quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old
farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His
first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's
groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff
sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours
when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh
cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the
lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of
his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my
turn."


(I love this part)


The old
farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."


When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you
hear.



When you're intelligent, you know which
half.

Evolution Of a Software Engineer
!


Evolution
of A software Engineer (programmer)


High
School/Jr.High



10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20
END



OUTPUT:
Hello
World




First
year in College



program
Hello (input, output)

begin

writeln ('Hello World')

end.



OUTPUT:
Hello
World



Senior
year in College


(define hello
(print

(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))



OUTPUT:
Hello
World




New
professional


#include <stdio.h>
void
main(void)

{

char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;


for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)


printf("%s",
message[i]);

printf("\n");

}




OUTPUT:
Hello
World




Seasoned
professional


#include <iostream.h>

#include <string.h>

class string

{

private:

int size;


char *ptr;


public:

string() : size(0), ptr(new
char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size( s.size)
{


ptr = new char[size + 1];


strcpy(ptr,
s.ptr);

}

~string()
{

delete [] ptr;

}


friend ostream &operator
<<(ostream &, const string &);
string
&operator=(const char *);
};



ostream
&operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{


return(stream
<< s.ptr );


}


string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{

if (this != &chrs)
{


delete
[] ptr;


size
= strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr,
chrs);
}

return(*this);
}



int
main()


{

string str;



str = "Hello World";

cout
<< str << endl;


return(0);
}




OUTPUT:
Hello
World




Master
Programmer



[

uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]

library LHello

{

// bring in the master
library

importlib("actimp.tlb");

importlib("actexp.tlb");


// bring in my interfaces

#include "pshlo.idl"


[

uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]

cotype THello

{

interface IHello;

interface IPersistFile;

};

};

[


exe,

uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)

]
module CHelloLib
{

// some code related header
files
importheader(< windows.h>);


importheader(<
ole2.h>);

importheader(< except.hxx>);

importheader(" pshlo.h");

importheader(" shlo.hxx");

importheader(" mycls.hxx");


// needed typelibs


importlib("actimp.tlb");

importlib(" actexp..tlb");

importlib("thlo.tlb");



[

uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),

aggregatable

]

coclass CHello
{


cotype
THello;


};

};

#include "ipfix.hxx "



extern
HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{


public:

IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);


CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
~CHello();


HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);


private:
static int cObjRef;
};



#include
< windows.h >
#include < ole2.h >

#include < stdio.h>

#include < stdlib.h>


#include " thlo.h"

#include " pshlo.h"

#include " shlo.hxx "

#include " mycls.hxx"


int CHello::cObjRef = 0;


CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{


cObjRef++;

return;
}

HRESULT __stdcall
CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{


printf("%ws\n",
pwszString);
return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}


CHello::~CHello(void)
{



//
when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if(
cObjRef == 0 )
PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;
}


#include <windows.h>


#include
< ole2.h>

#include "pshlo.h"

#include "shlo.hxx"

#include "mycls.hxx"


HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(

int
argc,

char * argv[]
) {


ULONG
ulRef;

DWORD dwRegistration;

CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();


hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE,
NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries


CoInitializeEx(NULL,
COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello,
pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,


REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE,
&dwRegistration);


// wait on an event to stop

WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

//
revoke and release the class object

CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);

ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.

CoUninitialize();

return(0);
}


extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;

extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { _/*
2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,

0xCFEE,
0x101A,


{
0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};



UUID
LIBID_CHelloLib = { _/* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */

0x2573F890,

0xCFEE,

0x101A,

{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA,
0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};



#include
<windows.h >
#include < ole2.h >

#include < stdlib.h>

#include < string.h>


#include < stdio.h>

#include " pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx "

#include " clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(

int
argc,

char * argv[]
) {


HRESULT
hRslt;
IHello *pHello;
ULONG
ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];

WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path

wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {

mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);

wcsupr(wcsPath);
}

else {
fprintf(stderr,
"Object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}


// get
print string


if(argc
> 2)


mbstowcs(wcsT,
argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello
World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);

printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE
libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);


if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {



hRslt
= CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))


hRslt =
BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);



if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
{

// print a string out


pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);



Sleep(2000);


ulCnt =
pHello->Release();


}


else


printf("Failure
to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

// Tell OLE we are going
away.
CoUninitialize();


}



return(0);


}





OUTPUT:
Hello
World

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

oka Mail ki oka ammai reply ichhindi baagundiii FW: "pelli " eppudu ki,,,,,mail exclusively for bachelors...

Hi Friends
Read This........ enthaku mundu etuvanti mails vachindochu but this is different from that,it will take some time.
Better to Read at free time


Eee Mail ki oka ammai reply ichhindi.......................... a fwd…….
A very Good evening to u all frnds...
I read ur article...first lo naku chala kopam vachindi kani last line chadivaaka kaasta taggindi...
i cant understand y do boys feel that they r losing their freedom if they gonna marry..bhayapadalsindi ammailu kada coz realky they are going to lose their freedom. actual ga cheppalantey abbailu yenduku pelliki siddanga lerantey... 1--they want to njoy a lot in their life...2--they dont want to take the burden of their family(wife, children...sooon..) 3--they want a responsible less life
evanni kontamandi kaadu chaala mandi oppukoru paiga pelli cheskuntey vachey wife vallani restrict chestundani sollu matalu cheppii anta aa ammai meedikey toosestaru.. nijanga cheppalantey girls are losing their freedom by marrying.. not only their freedom but also their opinions, thinkings, vaalla istalu anni...pellaina tarvata vishayam verey pelli fix aindani teliyanganey ammai meeda dominate cheyyatam modalu pedtaru..vallatho matladaku..veellatho matladaku..akkadi vellaku..ikkadiki vellaku..ala undu,..ila undu..aa dressey veskoo antooo ila laksha conditionlu petti torture pedtaru..ippudey ila untey pellaina tarvata situation inkenta daarunanga untundoo oohinchukolem..
inka pelli choopula vishayaniki vastey maaku aa toture untundi...ishtam lekunna photolu teeskovatam pelli chupulu aney oka stupid idiot paddatini balavantanga kurchobedtaru..here i want to share 1 experience with u. oka sari naku pelli chupulu jarigayi when i was in 6th sem...kaani naku ishtam ledu aina intlo vaalu balavantam chesi kurchobettaru(abbai vaalla daddy, brother vacharu. idi chadivi deenni pelli chupulu antaaro leka inkeymaina antaaro nuvvey cheppali abbayi ki 29 yrs..then i was 23.. 3 yrs beverse anta monnaney yedo telecom lo job vachindata.. sal(18,000 in bglr)vachi kurchunnanu inka questions start ayyayi na peru kuda adagaledu.. direct ga yem chestunnaru ani adigaaru.. mca 6th sem annanu yenta percnt undi mca lo?....7210th lo yenta undi?...68inter degree lo yenta undi? 61&75 job chestava?.... yes yekkadaina studies lo fail ayyi yrs waste ayyaya?... i got angry..hurt...said NO he told yenduku adugutunnanatey yrs gap vastey job raadu kada so andukey mundu adigaanu ani annadu aa stupid after that u know frnds how much dowry he asked???
HE ASKED FOR A DOWRY OF 20,00,000 yes aksharaala 20 lacs???what do u guys think of girls? and her parents?? thokkalo vaadu 18,000 thousand sampadistey adi bglr loo how can he feed hisfamily.... malli vaadiki anta katnam.. yem velaga bedtadooo yemooo adi vaala oorilooo yevaro anta katnam istamannarta aa vedhavaki so memu anta istey nannu pelli cheskuntadanta...kani ammailu kuda job chesi same sampadistunnaru kada maku meerenduku katnam ivvakudadu?? inka meekanna yekkuvey chestam...office ki vellali...evening vachintarvata inti pani chuskovali, vanta chesi pettali..we have to take care of whole family, malli poddunney lesi malli panulu start cheyyalli.. any ways u dont help her in house work..i think inni kastaalu ammailki pelli cheskuntey. kani y do guys feel they r thrown into difficulties when they get marry???
inta jarugutunna the girls(wife) dont expect any thing from u boys(husband) but just ur love and ur caring heart
naaku telusu idi chadivina tarvata chaala mandi abbailu idi oppukoru ani but this is the truth.... if i ask that y u take dowry means ur ans will be "my parent are taking not me... i dont want to hurt them coz they invested on my education... i m not interested in taking dowry" perfectly this will be ur answer m i right? antey ammailu chadukoledaaaa? job cheyyatleda? vaalaki meeru yenta dowry ivvali allantappudu??change anedi first okkarilo ninchey vastundi okatesaari andarilonu raadu.. if u r stubborn then ur parents will accept u.. u dont think like this coz some where u also r interested in taking it .
ok ok ippatikey chala time tinnatlunna.. boys ki chaala kopam vastundii... but this is my real life experience...not a story.