9XM's Bakwaas Bandh kar - deadly PJs

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan got married
After marriage, lots of students
gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt
(vidyapeeth)

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi......... ......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i
ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't
drink coffee."

One day Ravan went to a disco....... ......... ......... ..

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ .......

kyun???????? ????????? ??

kyun???????? ??????

bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.
To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????

Think....... ......

Give up??

Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par
bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani
thi.....
Guess who was the lucky
guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is

"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har
bala.....
woh kisna hai

if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does
it mean????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

?????????

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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

Thoda sur Socho

Socho Socho....

Nahi Aata

Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for
Gold)