Three Kick Rule - You will love this

Three Kick Rule - You will love this


An nice email to
keep your heart light in the morning !!!


Three Kick
Rule

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He
shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of
a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to
retrieve it."

The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property,
and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am
one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that
duck, I'll sue you and
take everything you own."

The old farmer
smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North
Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick
Rule.'

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick
Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my
land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times
and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer
quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old
farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His
first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's
groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff
sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours
when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh
cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the
lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of
his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my
turn."


(I love this part)


The old
farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."


When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you
hear.



When you're intelligent, you know which
half.