RAJNIKANT DID HIS Junior KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT
PLACES. TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
GOVERNMENT OF INDIA
DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE
MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR
ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST
ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE
WORLD......THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150
YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!
AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE
IT AT MANDYA ....
WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME
RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE
ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN
THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT
ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT
PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR
DIWALICELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH
CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE
INSULTING..
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised.
Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with
heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION
DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY
FROM THEM!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
