Sunday, June 26, 2011

Rajnikanth and programming

Rajnikanth CAN WRITE INTO A READ ONLY FILE .

Rajnikanth can initialize objects of abstract class! Nothing abstract about that; if he wants it, he gets it!!!

Rajnikanth CAN PRINT WITHOUT SETTING SERVER OUTPUT ON

Rajnikanth can assign garbage value to global variables…!

Rajnikanth’s next movie’s name is twitter
And he is playing all 140 characters. :D

Rajnikanth CAN REASSIGN VALUES TO FINAL VARIABLES…..  :

Rajnikanth can copy even from the handson client....

Rajnikanth reads only one slide for Certifications;
As he says “ if I read one slide its similar to reading 100 slides”
Mind it>>>>>>>>>

When Rajnikanth clicks on Check Solution in DEVSquare then  DEVSquare crashes…..No one can check Rajnikanth’s code

Rajnikanth can execute a program without writing it!!

Compiler doesnot warn Rajnikanth , Rajnikanth warns compiler .....

Default Value For Rajnikanth is DEATH!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth can ROLLBACK A TRUNCATED TABLE!

Rajnikanth invented SQL!!

Rajnikanth can access even private member variables from a different package!!!….

Rajnikanth can rollback his age in presence of commit.
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There is no main function in Rajnikanth’s code……………….every function is named “Rajnikanth” And dare compiler produce an error!